Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Emily - June 14, 2007

THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I ENDED UP PEDALING ACROSS THE USA IN 2007, AT AGE 58. I DID IT AGAIN FOUR YEARS LATER. I THINK I’LL DO IT A THIRD TIME, WHEN I HIT 75 IN 2024. 

I DON’T WANT TO WASTE MY YOUTH. 

Dedicated to my lovely daughter.


Emily, bottom, getting a hug from sister Sarah.


Emily

(June 14, 2007)

 

In just a few days I will begin my trip across the United States to raise money for diabetes research.

 

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One of the darkest times our family has ever faced.

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Emily, 17, our youngest daughter, was diagnosed as a type-1 diabetic in March 2005 – one of the darkest times our family has ever faced.

Still, we consider ourselves lucky. Emily had been healthy all during childhood; and we could feel for those whose children were diagnosed early. Emily was old enough to give herself her own shots...old enough to understand what risks were involved...but not so old she wasn’t scared.

We have been lucky since, too. Our daughter has never once let a complaint slip her lips. She knew from the start that being diabetic would change her life and might change her future. So she set her mind on making the best of a bad situation. I will have more to say about her in future postings. For now I can only say that her mother and I are very proud of her.

Here are a few basics of my plan. I have a family reunion in New Jersey the weekend of June 15-17. The next day my brother drops me off along the coast. Bicycling tradition says you should dip your back wheel in the ocean where you start and dip your front wheel in the ocean where you finish. I expect to complete my trip to Oregon in roughly two months.

Loveland community support has been tremendous. I have raised a little more than $10,000 for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. Anyone who would like to donate may make out a check to JDRF.

Send checks to my home address:

John Viall
750 Woodbine Avenue
Glendale, Ohio 45246

 

*I am adding notes here, in 2022, because I’m thinking of doing another cross-country ride in the future. Emily is doing fine. She’s a nurse, and has identical twin boys, a year old. Anything in italics is added. 

In the summer of 2007, I had one year left in my teaching career, spent entirely at Loveland Middle School, in Loveland, Ohio. I told my students about my plan for this ride, and, as I’ll explain later, they pitched in and helped me raise funds.


Prosper and Story. Emily's identical twin boys.

Stress Test - June 14, 2007

 


I loved teaching for 33 years.
When I said I would pedal across the USA, my classes helped me raise $13,500.



Stress Test

(June 14, 2007)

 

My wife is a worrier. So I can’t just leap aboard my bicycle and ride. Today I have to take a stress test. 

I teach middle school. I know I have stress.

Part of it comes down to age: 58. My weight isn’t too good, either: 190 on a bad day and a little under six feed tall. Eating habits are abominable. Twix bars for breakfast, four cookies for lunch. Bad cholesterol an issue.

So maybe a stress test isn’t a bad idea.

I plan to ride my bicycle over to Jewish Hospital in Kenwood in a few minutes. It’s a little more than nine miles. I do find, without exception, that when I exercise my stress abates.

I recommend that middle school teachers exercise regularly.


Two legs will do the trick.
 

*I’ll note right here that on the cross-country trip to follow, I carried all my own gear. I liked that because it gave me total flexibility to stop and camp wherever I wanted. And if I was really beat, I found a motel.

Only 4,000 Miles to Go - June 20, 2007

Only 4,000 Miles to Go

(June 20, 2007)

 

I’m sitting here in a Virginia library, sweating nicely, on my third day of riding.

So far, my trip is about what I expected. That is: A relatively in-shape person of advanced age will suffer to get into shape.

 

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No chance in the world.

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My brother Ned dropped me off around noon on June 18 on the Jersey shore and I dipped my back tire in the Atlantic as required by tradition. Two months later I hope to dip the front tire in the Pacific. A pretty young lifeguard asked where I was going. I replied, “Oregon,” with a smile. She returned my smile and wished me luck. I suspect she took one look at my physique and thought, secretly, “No chance in the world!”


Too chunky at the start!


Heading south with a good following wind I made 72 miles down the coast. As expected, there were no hills, though heat was a factor. I crossed Delaware Bay on a ferry (another 15 miles) and rode through the Eastern Shore to Salisbury, Maryland.

Everyone I talk to has been nice, especially when I tell them I’m riding to raise money for juvenile diabetes research. At a fruit stand in Delaware the owner brought me her special chair and set it down in the shade where I could rest. At 6:00 p.m. I stopped in Millsboro, Delaware at a restaurant serving breakfast all day. When I told the hostess I hoped to ride to Oregon and was raising money for diabetes she shook my hand. Then she called two waitresses over to explain what I was doing. After polishing off a pile of pancakes I logged twenty-seven more miles and found a hotel before dark in Salisbury.

The second day was uneventful – but roasting hot. I felt like I was riding in a sauna. For those interested in a beach home I can say that reports in Eastern Shore papers indicate this region is booming.

 

You heard it here first.

I also read in USA Today that 12% of all health spending in the country goes to diabetic care: $80 billion dollars out of $645 billion. I hope JDRF can help find a cure soon.

I can also reveal another travel tip to those planning to visit the Eastern Shore. Do not plan to use the ferry which crosses the Chesapeake Bay from Crisfield, Maryland to Reedville, Virginia. AAA maps indicate the connection will work; but the ferry carries passengers only and runs once a day. Unfortunately, I missed the trip on the 19th and ground to a stop after only 49 miles.

Today I finally managed to cross over to Tangier Island at 12:30. There you catch a second boat at 2:00 to finish the passage to Virginia. It was a picturesque island and I talked to several interesting locals, as well as a young man who had just finished boot camp at Parris Island. I had the pleasure of graduating from boot camp in February 1969.

I will say more about that; but I want to get riding. It’s 7:30 in the evening and I have ten miles to go to the nearest campground.


Emily gives herself a shot of insulin in 2007. 
 

*Writing about my first trip later, I said the pretty lifeguard probably thought “‘Fat chance.’ I started my trip 25 pounds overweight and 25 years past my prime.” 

I poked fun at myself in my original posts, partly because I knew my students could be reading, but once I got in shape, I thought riding was a blast. After the first few days, it became much easier. I felt twenty years younger by the time I finished in August. So, I recommend this kind of ride to anyone so inclined. 

Tangier Island may be ruined by rising seas, due to climate change, and by some estimates could be reduced to uninhabitable wetlands as soon as 2051. If I live to be 102, I’ll be able to say, “I was there once. Before we screwed up the planet.”

Slow Progress and Suffering - June 27, 2007

Slow Progress and Suffering

(June 27, 2007)

 

I suppose my wife was right. She warned me riding cross-country at my age (58) was a dumb idea. Like many husbands before me, and no doubt to come, I ignored my wife’s advice. Now I’m paying the price in sweat and suffering. The first week of my trip has been harder than expected and I have covered only 460 miles.

 

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Linens on Noah’s Ark.

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Hopefully, I’ll be in good enough shape soon to make this work. Yesterday, June 25 (my daughter Sarah’s birthday) I managed 82 miles, about what I need to average.

Most nights, so far, I have run out of light before I can find a camping spot. So I’ve stayed in motels. I can offer one good travel tip. If in Fredericksburg, Virginia never pay for a room at the Twi-Lite Motel (it may fall down before you have a chance anyway).

The first hint is the “NO REFUNDS” sign at the front desk. But it was growing dark the day I arrived, and I had been caught on busy roads for hours. I took a look at the room, swallowed hard, and forked over the cash.

Sometimes something bad rises to the level of an “experience” and such was the case this night. My room had three lights. Two had no on/off switches and one had no bulb. The dresser was Early American Goodwill; but some previous guest had checked out with all the drawers. The ceiling tiles in the bathroom bowed from age and the towel was part of the linens on Noah’s Ark. Ah...the cable worked…even if the remote didn’t.


Only the finest linens for you.


Another night I ran out of time to find a place and found myself deep in the countryside. So I raised my tent in a graveyard, butting up against a large, wooded area. Around 2:00 a.m. I heard a bobcat nearby. I hunkered down deeper in my sleeping bag and checked to see my pepper spray was near at hand.

I’ve been chased by dogs several times, so I reach for the spray (attached to the handlebars) when I think I might not be able to make my getaway. At this point, I’ve pedaled away from trouble every time, but I think some dog will get it in the end.

Actually, the dogs are ahead 1-0. I was on some back road when a dog came snarling across his yard, headed my way. I was coming up a hill, head down, and had time only to look to see where he was. Then I realized he was stopped by a fence, and looked up in time to see I was headed for a ditch. I managed to stand my bike on its nose and tumble gracefully into the middle of the road.

My best camping experience has been at the Small Country Campground near Troy, Virginia. The Small family has owned the place since 1971 and can accommodate hundreds of campers on any given night. I talked to the owners and it turns out they have a daughter with diabetes. She was diagnosed at 11 and is now 17 and a high school senior to be – as Emily Viall is. Miss Small, however, is interested in massage therapy and not likely to go to college.

Her mother worries what will happen when she hits 18 and can’t be covered on the family insurance policy.


Birthplace of Robert E. Lee.


I spent one morning at the birthplace of Robert E. Lee, an impressive southern mansion, built starting in 1748. Lee spent only three years there, partly because his father fell on hard times, financially. A museum attached had many interesting items, including some of Lee’s personal letters. I noticed in 1834, when he was 25, that he wrote to one of his cousins to describe women in the Fortress Monroe area, where he was stationed, as “the most beautiful creatures” the Lord ever created, enough to “make the mouth water and the fingers tingle.” I like details which reveal the human side of history.

The next day I visited the battlefield and museum at Chancellorsville. It was here in May 1863 that Lee won his greatest victory, pulverizing a Union army twice the size of his. The museum also covers the Battle of the Wilderness, which took place in the same area the next year. The National Park Service has a display of dozens of pictures of young men and women who were tied to the fighting in some way. I was struck by one: Samuel Sager, who joined the 96th Pennsylvania Infantry in March 1864. Less than two months later he was killed at the Battle of Spotsylvania (also covered in the museum), when he was only sixteen. Younger than my Emily. A Louisiana soldier was shot in the face and blinded but returned to marry his sweetheart anyway, had seven children (all daughters) and managed to live to 76.


Stonewall Jackson and his men hit Hooker's army on their right flank,
and rolled up their line.


General Hooker never knew what hit him.
It was Robert E. Lee. 



The day after that I pedaled up the mountain to Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson. If you have never been there, you should make the trip. The place is an architectural masterpiece, filled with interesting features to make life easy – for Jefferson, that is.

Much as I admire the man and the ideals laid down in Declaration of Independence, I wonder how he missed the obvious. Jefferson was a genius, our most brilliant president ever (and I include the present occupant of the White House), but on the question of slavery he was obtuse.

He loved books and had a library of thousands. He loved fine wines and imported hundreds of bottles yearly. He surrounded himself with fine paintings and busts, one of Voltaire. Yet he never put the ideas in the Declaration to action when it came to slavery. Couldn’t he have sacrificed some wine – some books – some paintings – and set some slaves free?

George Washington, a less brilliant man, but of greater character, freed (I think) 388 slaves in his will. Jefferson freed only five. And this from a man who had a long-time love affair with one of his mixed-race slaves, Sally Hemmings.

In any case, if a brilliant man like Jefferson can miss the obvious, I suppose we all must admit we can too.


Monticello and the rider. 


As I strolled through the gardens I noticed a striking black woman, very dark, perhaps born in Africa, but figured it would be rude to ask. She was standing beside a young white man, clearly her boyfriend. As I passed, he leaned in to kiss her and I heard the sound of lips on lips. I couldn’t help but think this was a state that lost a legal battle in the U.S. Supreme Court (Loving v. Virginia) to uphold its law against interracial marriage.

 

That was 1967. The year I graduated from high school.

I have noticed several interracial couples in Maryland and Virginia, what would once have been strictly taboo. I have also noticed how many Hispanics there are and stores and businesses catering to their needs. America continues to change, as it always has. Three motels where I’ve stayed were run by families originally from India, who I think are willing to put in long hours to keep small motels alive. I think our nation can absorb them all and come out stronger in the end, as millions of Irish were absorbed after 1846, including my ancestors.

As for riding: in the mornings riding cross-country seems like a grand idea. By afternoon I am sunburned, caked in salt-sweat, with lips cracked and leg and shoulder muscles aching.

The hardest miles, so far, have been a steep three-mile ascent at Rockfish Gap, leading into the Shenandoah Valley, then a five-mile uphill push this morning just west of Salem, Virginia.

As I type, I am sitting in the library at Pulaski, Virginia. I have covered fifty miles so far today and the next twenty take me into forested country and over two big mountains. I am procrastinating...should I push it this evening, or should I take the wimp’s route and quit early and find a motel?

REMEMBER: I AM STILL TAKING DONATIONS FOR JDRF. SEND CHECKS, MADE OUT TO JDRF, TO:

JOHN J. VIALL
750 WOODBINE AVENUE
GLENDALE, OHIO 45246



Seen in the Virginia mountains: a pioneer cabin and car. 

*I’m happy to say, interracial couples are no longer noteworthy, which is good, although we’re still howling about immigration. I didn’t write about some of my hairy experiences on my blog since I didn’t want my wife to freak out. Most of the time, I found good roads to use and made my own route. Locals often helped with advice. But coming into Fredericksburg, I got on a way-to-busy road. A guy in a white pickup truck slowed down, his passenger leaned out the window, and said, “Buddy, you’re going to get killed.” 

I had a sneaking suspicion he might be right.

 

As for the suffering, it was worth it to see such beautiful countryside. I did later write, for a writers’ group to which I belong, that the climb up Rockfish Gap left my “thighs burning. Sweat was pouring down my face by the time I reached the top, and on the way up, I thought, ‘If I hadn’t told my students I was going to do this ride, I’d chuck my bike, rent a car, and fly home.’”

Home, Sweet Home - for Three Days - July 2, 2007

Home, Sweet Home – for Three Days

(July 2, 2007)

 

I have done better than expected since last updating. I decided to push myself to get past the soreness of the first week and did 537 miles (not counting ten in the back of a red pickup truck in West Virginia) in my second week on the road.

For the record that makes just over 1,000 miles traveled.

People have been universally friendly, discounting one or two morons who yell, “Get off the road,” somehow convincing themselves that they have someplace important to go and something important to say to spice up their brain-dead existence.



I finally had a chance to see Jefferson's home at Monticello.

 

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“May the blood of Jesus protect you through your journey.”
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After stopping to write at the library in Pulaski, Virginia (see my post for June 27), I decided to push into the mountains, although a local man warned I was entering “twenty miles of nothing.” Pedaling out of town, I happened to see a light-skinned African American woman watering her flowers. I asked to fill my water bottles to be safe and was rewarded by the kindness of Mrs. Angie Conners, who could not have been more considerate. After talking about where I was headed and where I had come from, and plans to raise money for diabetes, she noted that she and her husband Willis, a retired army man, were type-2 diabetics themselves.

Then she insisted on providing ice, went inside her house, and came back moments later with a large chunk protected in plastic zip-lock bags. I thanked her; and she said she’d pray for me, adding, “May the blood of Jesus protect you through your journey.”

In the next two hours I was happy to have the ice, sipping the melt water when I hit hard spots and sticking the bag on my neck to cool down when necessary. Around 7:00 p.m. I ran into three local riders who cautioned me I was going to head over Little Walker Mountain soon and Big Walker Mountain right after. The first was two miles up, with numerous switchbacks, the second three miles up and even steeper.

I climbed over Little Walker, then decided to camp on a stream in the valley between the mountains. The camping was free, but “showering” consisted of jumping in the creek, where two deer had been drinking moments before.

The next day (6/27) I had to go over Big Walker first thing in the morning, and it took an hour to climb to the top. (I’m not Lance Armstrong, that’s for sure.) Much of the day was spent heading down the South Holston River Valley, a beautiful stretch, and then climbing two tough mountains in succession to reach Tazewell, Virginia. Near the top of the second mountain an elderly woman driving a black Ford Ranger offered a lift. I explained I was determined to pedal my way cross-country. So she cackled a little, revealing a few remaining teeth, and went on up the mountain. An hour later, entering Tazewell at last, I happened to pass her house. From the front porch she shouted cheerfully, “Glad to see you made it!”

Earlier, near Bland, Virginia, I crossed paths with a young man hiking the Appalachian Trail. I asked how he got interested, and he said a college buddy convinced him to do the trip and asked him to keep him company. I smiled, looked in both directions, and threw my arms wide, palms up, as if to ask, “Where is he?”

The bearded hiker laughed, “That’s a story in itself.” He said they flew to Atlanta from their home in Maine and headed out for the trail. After one week his friend couldn’t do it anymore and quit. So he had been hiking on his own for the last forty days. He hoped to finish the trail from start to finish this year. If not, he will go home for the winter and complete the journey next season. I told him I thought it sounded like a great adventure. He said the same about my plan to ride to Oregon.

As I have admitted, however, if I hadn’t told students I was going to make this trip I might not have lasted through the first week.

The morning of 6/28 was spent in a laundromat, talking to an old fellow, whose history reflects the changing fortunes of America workers. As a boy he helped around the family farm, but noted it “was too damn hard.” So he left home, joined the army, and did a tour as a military policeman in Korea during the war.

He returned home thinking he could catch on with the state police. One bad decision led to another, and he started hanging with friends from high school and “got to actin’ wild” and was soon arrested. That put the end to his plans in the line of police work. He hired on next with Chrysler till the slowdown of the early 70s. After that he went to work in the coal mines as a foreman for twenty-three years. By 1999 he was earning $5,000 per month and doing well enough for his wife to stay home and raise their three children. But it was soon clear he had black lung disease and he had to retire.

Riding that afternoon, I stopped for a drink and a rest. A fellow with a thick mustache pulled his car into the parking lot, noticed my bags, and asked how far I was riding. “To Oregon. At least that’s the plan,” I explained. Then I mentioned I was riding for diabetes. He wished me luck and drove off and I continued to work on my 32-oz. “Glacier Freeze” Gatorade. A few minutes later he pulled back into the lot, got out, and handed me $10 for diabetes. He explained, “The wife and I got to talking and decided we ought to donate for a good cause.”

Entering West Virginia, I dreaded the tough mountains I expected ahead, and stopped the first night in Justice. Failing to find a camping spot, I slept in a motel. Then I ate breakfast at the “Justonian” across the street. Eating alone, you tend to listen in on conversations. Four women nearby were talking about modern teens and their strange piercings. Then they turned to the time when they first had their ears pierced. One admitted she fainted when her sister pierced her ear. “When I woke up, though,” she continued, “the other one was done too.” The ladies (and I, behind my newspaper) all shared a laugh.

Julie Hatfield, who waited on my table (and I think owned the restaurant) talked to me about my plans. As usual, I mentioned diabetes. When I tried to pay the bill, she shook her head, explaining, “It’s been taken care of.” I offered again; but she said she wanted to help a good cause. So I set a total of eighteen dollars aside for my JDRF fund.

Many of the areas I passed through have seen better days. In Logan County a local told me they have lost 25,000 people since the 1970s; and that loss has “devastated the economy.” The region is coming back a little lately as coal rebounds; but there were a lot of empty homes.

People in this area work hard and often look tired and a little beat down. You see fellows with dirt on their t-shirts and up and down the front of their work pants. Even their ballcaps are smudged and tattered. But these are friendly men, quick to laugh, and all seem to know each other. These are coal miners, lumber workers, mechanics and truck drivers, the nuts and bolts of the American economy. My father would have said they were people “who don’t mind getting their hands dirty.”

He would have meant it as a form of praise.

That afternoon I stopped for another Gatorade. (I could do a commercial for the brand.) Three fellows in soiled clothing, just off work, questioned me about my ride. One commented, “You picked a hot day to travel.” I agreed, but replied, “You look like you have been working harder than me.” They laughed and I added, “Go home and have a cold one!”

My ride on 6/29 took me along Highway 10 and for the most part I made good time, putting in 87 miles from the seat of my bike. But one stretch was too dangerous to ride – and a kind-hearted couple, Ray and Frieda Napier, stopped to give me a lift in the back of their red Ford F150.

“We weren’t sure you knew what you were getting into,” Ray said. He explained they had passed me down the road and turned around to offer a lift. It turns out that Highway 10 between War and Logan, West Virginia is narrow and twisting, with heavily loaded coal trucks thundering past in both directions and no place for bicycle riders of any kind.

Frieda has been involved with citizens groups and has traveled to Washington D.C. more than once to lobby for funds to widen the road. Her grassroots approach to democracy is refreshing. So I promised I would add to my blog: HIGHWAY 10 MUST BE WIDENED!

POLITICIANS, GET BUSY!

I spent the night at a Ramada Inn in Huntington, West Virginia. In the morning I dawdled over breakfast, and got to talking with Cindi Acree-Hamann, who lives in Cincinnati. She works at Children’s Hospital and I told her how thrilled we were with the care provided for Emily when she turned up diabetic. Cindi explained that her husband, Captain Gene Hamann, was sleeping in late – and on medical leave from the Cincinnati Police. He was injured by a drunk driver in January and may retire as a result.

She explained that he was an ex-marine (like me) and interested in teaching (like me). He spent time in combat during Vietnam, however. Me? I sat at a desk at Camp Pendleton in California for two years fiddling over paperwork.

I think it’s safe to say Mr. Hamann is the hero in this tale.

By 6/30 I was back in Ohio and feeling confident. I had a short day (riding 67 miles) then found a camping spot in Shawnee National Forest, where I met a group of Boy Scouts led by Frank Duran. It was an impressive group. Duran has them active with scuba diving near Pelee Island in Lake Erie, rock climbing across the state, and practicing for a 70-mile stretch of the Appalachian Trail in July.

July 1 was spent riding hell-bent for leather. I wanted to be sure I got home and so logged 105 miles, blisters, sore buns, and all. I assure you, too, that southern Ohio has a LOT of hills. I had to be pedaling uphill a mile or more at least ten times during this one day’s ride.

Coming through Milford, Ohio, I looked in my mirror (which attaches to my glasses) and spotted two heavily-loaded riders coming up behind me. It turns out they were recent college grads, Steve Cash and Ben Kelchlin, who started from Eastport, Maine a month ago and are aiming for California later this summer. It was fun to share stories and give and receive advice with two kindred spirits (though their combined ages would be two kindergartners short of my own). So we exchanged addresses and hope to cross paths somewhere ahead. They were staying at a friend’s house overnight and headed to St. Louis in the morning.

I headed cross town to Glendale to spend the next three days at home.



Clockwise from lower right: Our four kids in 1992,
Emily, Sarah, Seth and Abby. 


My wife, Anne. She wasn't thrilled when I said I would pedal across the USA.
Picture from 1992. 

 

*I have added a few pictures from recent rides and travels in the United States, and a couple of family pictures, as well. I’ll indicate which ones are added. Unless otherwise noted, the rest are from the 2007 trip. 

In the last fifteen years, coal mining jobs have continued to disappear, not matter what any of our presidents have done. 

As for hiking the Appalachian Trail, I recommend the hilarious book, A Walk in the Woods. Not the movie, though, the movie is no good.


Emily now has two twin boys.
Picture from 2021. 

Back on the Road - July 9, 2007

Back on the Road

(July 9, 2007)

 

It was fun to be home for a few days but hard to leave. Riding all day tends to focus your thoughts: and I realized how anxious I was to get home a few days ago. My wife is one of the finest individuals I have ever known, and it was good to see Emily, our only child still at home. The morning I left for the second leg of my journey Emily was subdued. I think she worries about me; but I know I worry more about her than anything.

She means the world to her mother and me.


Her senior year, Emily was on the Homecoming court.

 

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Fast approaching $11,000 raised.

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Weather has been tough the last four days, nineties and humid. At least once a day I ask myself, “What were you thinking when you hatched this plan?” Other bits of wisdom include, “I’m way too old for this!” “If a bus hit me, I’ll be out of my misery!” “Maybe I’ll get lucky, and someone will steal my bike!” You get the idea.

The people I meet continue to be kind. Passing through Brookville, Indiana, I stopped to eat at the China House where locals told me the buffet was outstanding. (Correct.) As I chained my bicycle to a pole a gentleman named Ken Litchfield approached. “Are you the guy I saw on the news last night?” he asked. Like a defendant on a television drama, I admitted I was. Ken reached in his wallet and pulled out $20 for JDRF. Then he ran down the street and got his camera and took a picture for the local paper. He said he’d try to get a story posted and drum up donations.

Meanwhile, Anne called me to say that one of our neighbors donated $500 and so I’m fast approaching $11,000 raised.

I logged 80 miles on July 6, 83 on the 7th and 82 on the 8th. One night I camped in a cornfield after washing up in a stream.


Memorial by the side of the road in Indiana. 


Old cathedral: Vincennes, Indiana. 



The next day a preacher named Lester Solomon talked to me in a Dairy Queen in Seymour, Indiana. After hearing my story he took my hand and said a prayer for my well-being. That’s the first time I ever prayed over ice cream. But I appreciate Reverend Solomon’s kindness and prayers can’t hurt.

One morning I passed a field and noticed all the cows were watching. Cows don’t get out much and I imagine they’re bored a lot. So I was something to watch, to give the brain something to work on, sort of like watching Wheel of Fortune for humans. I wonder what they were thinking. How sophisticated is the bovine brain?

Cow #1: Creature with shell on head. Not threat. Need to poo.

Cow #2: Creature moving fast. Hope crash.

Cow #3: I envy that rider his freedom. These other cows are morons. Oh well, nothing to do, except chew the cud.

I slept at a motel my second night out of Cincinnati. They had an exercise room and an elliptical machine. I decided to pass.

On July 8 I met a fellow named Jack L. Hamilton, who asked a lot of questions – what was I carrying – any mechanical problems – what did I do for food – where did I stay – was it hard to ride alone? Jack’s fiancé, Theresa, was with him and she has a diabetic daughter, now 34, diagnosed her senior year. “I tell her all the time I think there will be a cure in her lifetime,” she said. I agreed, and thinking of my own child, choked up.

The next couple of hours I rode hard – angry, really – thinking about Emily.

That same afternoon I ran across a nice couple from Bloomington. They mentioned a friend who rode cross country with his sons, to raise money for cerebral palsy. This was years ago and one of the boys suffered from the disease, and used a recumbent bike. Again, when I’m plowing up some hill and feeling sorry for myself, I remember a lot of people have steeper hills to climb every day.

Right now I’m a mile from the Wasbash River, and ready to cross into Illinois. A fellow in the library tells me it’s 97 degrees with humidity at 77%. Based on how I’ve been wilting today, I believe him.


I once read that "home is where, when you have to go there, they have to take you."

Our house: the library.

You're Not in Kansas Anymore? - July 17, 2007

 You’re Not in Kansas Anymore?

(July 17, 2007)

 

I haven’t had time to update lately because I’ve been putting effort into pedaling westward. I am now in Overbrook, Kansas and just had lunch at Conrad’s Bar and Grill. The food was great and I had a long talk with the owner, Mary Boos, who has a diabetic daughter. Sadie, now 21, was diagnosed at four, currently attends college, and has decent control of her disease. (That means she watches everything she eats and takes her shots as needed.) Mary donated $100 and gave me a free meal.

Sitting in the library just now feels good...but outside it feels...not like Kansas...like Saudi Arabia.
 

Lord, it’s hot!

 

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“Pull off two tens.”

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Most days, I bike about eighty miles now (531 in my first week back on the road). Sometimes not in the right direction, though. Once I got lost in Missouri and went in rectangles around various cornfields, trying to figure out where I was going. Nowhere, it turned out. Another night I went ten miles out of the way to find a state campground. The campground hosts, Mickey and Patty Smith, gave me coffee next morning, and we ended up discussing Abraham Lincoln for most of an hour. I think Mrs. Smith said she dropped out of high school when young. But they both picked up an interest in our sixteenth president on their own and seemed to know as much as I did.

Another night, near Muscoutah, Illinois, I ran out of light and found myself riding into town as darkness was falling. A gentleman on a motorcycle pulled alongside, put it in low gear, and asked where I was headed. When I told him I was riding for diabetes he reached in his pocket, pulled out a wad of bills, and reached them out to me. “Pull off two tens,” he said, “for a good cause.” I thought about grabbing the whole wad but knew I wouldn’t be able to make a getaway. So I took the money without stopping and he told me to have a safe trip and roared away. That night I had to camp in a cornfield again, but felt good about the kindness of those I’ve met on this ride.

Probably my best camping spot was one I stumbled on while riding the Katy Trail, not far from Columbia, Missouri. The KT is an old rail line (Kansas and Topeka) paved with gravel and good for bicycling. For twenty miles or so it follows the Missouri River, past cliffs pocked with caves. It was an enjoyable ride, and I was soon able to pitch my tent ten feet from the riverbank. Once again, I did the “pioneer shower” by jumping in the Missouri.


My tent on the banks of the Columbia River. 


Everything looks good. I am in touch with nature. I can hear fish leaping and falling back in the water. I can hear geese overhead. A nice couple (who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons) comes over from a nearby campsite and offers a beer. They inform me their family and friends are out on a boat and will be pulling in soon. Sure enough, the boat comes in soon after and fifteen young men and women disembark. (They have a floating trampoline they are towing behind their vessel, which looks like fun.) But it quickly becomes apparent their main cargo is beer. Not counting a lot of beer they have already consumed!

The group offers me another beer, which I accept, and later a steak off a grill they set up. Soon it’s dark. I need to rest up. So I decline the steak (having eaten at a buffet earlier) and turn in to sleep. At midnight my neighbors are still drinking and partying and the sounds of nature are drowned out by, “F- this,” and “f-that.” Indeed, the drunks apparently know only one adjective. As in: “f-ing beer! f-ing river! f-ing boat! f-ing steaks!” Thankfully, a storm rolls in with enough rain to chase them away...or so I imagine. A few of the “f-ing woosies” pack it in and go to their tents. But the dedicated drunks ignore the downpour and keep on f-ing drinking. Finally, round 2 a.m. everyone runs out of alcohol and f-ing enthusiasm wanes and everyone (including me) drifts off to sleep.

Riding the next day was hard. And not to seem petty: but I hope the knuckleheads who kept me up half the night had hangovers to die from.


You roll out of bed and get back on the bike. 


Alcoholics aside, people could not be more considerate. I camped one night at Pere Marquette Park, near the confluence of the Illinois and Mississippi rivers. There I met Ted and Jan Werner, who invited me to their trailer for breakfast. Jan wrote out a $50 donation to JDRF and went further, packing lunch. Ted pumped up my tires – and I’m embarrassed to admit how low they were: 25 pounds pressure in the front, 34 in the back.

Like riding on flats.

Missouri was beautiful and I enjoyed crossing the state. In fact, as soon as I passed the Mississippi (on a ferry near Grafton) I felt better, like I was making progress.

Yesterday, July 16, I rode 90 miles. I was excited at lunch to cross paths with a group of bicyclers headed east from Colorado to homes in Milwaukee. Leader was Ron Haggard, a middle school teacher like myself, and the group included another adult (whose name I failed to catch) and four young men, Ron’s students. He has led several rides and had as many as 15 kids in his groups, and I think he said one year they rode from Florida to Maine. It was a pleasure to talk to people who could relate to what I’m doing. The four young men looked like they were in fine shape and I was impressed with their attitudes. They were wiry fellows, like Pony Express riders. No unnecessary ounces on these young men! Ron wished me luck, paid his bill, then came back and handed me $20 for JDRF. The second leader paid, came back, and donated, too.

I also admit I stopped one afternoon to visit a riverboat casino. A state law requires you to show ID and get a card which is inserted in the slot machines. This limits all losses to $500 in any two-hour period...so that the addicted gambler is – what - protected?

 

Yeah, from losing the house all in one day!

I sat down at a quarter slot, put in my card, fed in a twenty and started gambling. There were no tokens to insert and no jangling when winnings came raining down in a tray, as I remembered from trips to Nevada casinos in the past. Only a light signaled “wins.” So I started with a credit of 80 and kept hitting “play 3.” Every so often I “hit big,” for 2 credits! My gambling career was soon over. It went like this. Play 3, lose. 77 credits. Play 3, lose. 74. 71. 68. Hit 2. 70. 67. 64. 61. 58. Hit 2. 60. 57. 54. 51...rapidly dwindling to zero. It was as much fun as putting quarters in a Coca-Cola machine and watching nothing come out. And then doing it twenty-five times.

Heck with that...I wasted twenty dollars and was soon pedaling across America again. Poorer but wiser, I guess.